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Thanks to the blessings of the Information Age, our lives are flooded every day by a torrential stream of Useful Information. There´s no escape. With the incredible surge of the Internet, cable TV service, satellite dishes, beepers, cell phones, laptops, palm pilots, CD-Roms, DVDs, databanks, downloadable files, video conferencing, webcams, faxes on demand, and of course multiple e-mail addresses, we now officially know more than any other generation that has come before.

Our brains are deluged with facts and figures about global warming, the Nasdaq, NATO, Kosovo, weapons of mass destruction, mad cow disease, and Britney Spears. Small wonder that the use of Prozac and Valium plus dozens of other tranquilizers and antidepressants has skyrocketed to all-time highs - too much information, way too much Useful Information! Overloaded by the ceaseless prattle on more than 500 TV channels, plus the lure of a virtually infinite number of Web destinations selling anything from car insurance to Russian wives, the chilling result is that millions of us are suffering from RDD - Retention Deficit Disorder!

Luckily, before our minds literally implode from all this pertinent data, there is a way to alleviate the stress - a dynamic course of action that can actually go ahead and help you "delete" the mental clutter that´s been oppressing you with the sheer weight of its relevance. That´s right. Now you can counter the insidious effects of all this Useful Knowledge and reprogram billions of your brains cells forever! Finally! You can exit the information superhighway and enter the world of USELESS KNOWLEDGE!!